eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

“What are you twelve”
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

(Source: raavenclaws-blog)

tin-d0g:

Red: the ink of angry pens

Black: the coffee in my glass

Red: my final starts at dawn

Black: i’m gonna fail this class